I DO NØT DRiNK
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A private 3-minute quiz

You decide not to drink today.
By 6pm, something has changed your mind.

That something has a name, an exact script,
and a weak spot you can use to disarm it.

Sobriety is no longer just for people
with a drinking problem.

  • New data on what alcohol actually does to you
  • A non-alcoholic market growing fast
  • Mocktails on every menu
  • People in your own circle trying it

So you decided it was time to prioritize your health and give it a try. And then you found it isn't as easy as you thought it would be. By 6pm a little war has begun, and the same voice that was your best friend on Monday morning has turned against you.

We call this thing the negotiation. Perhaps for you it happens at 5pm, or only on Fridays before happy hour, or, if you're more like I was, on any given Tuesday at 3pm. Don't judge the time. The time is not the point. The pattern is what matters.

3 minutes · 10 questions · no sign-up to begin

That voice runs on five levers

One of them is loudest in you.

  1. Reliefthe off-switch
  2. Activationthe green light
  3. Shamethe belonging tax
  4. Victimhoodthe deserved drink
  5. Willpowerthe white knuckle
One voice, three shifts

The same voice that advocated for you at 8am advocates for the drink at 6pm. And it is the same voice that fills you with regret at 7am the next day.

One voice. Three shifts. It sounds exactly like you every single time, which is the reason it keeps winning.

Why? Let's find out.

3 minutes · 10 questions · no sign-up to begin

What taking this quiz buys you
  1. 01

    The voice that talks you into it, named.

    Not a label. The specific shape the argument takes in your particular head.

  2. 02

    The exact sentence it uses on you.

    Written down, in your own words, pulled from your own answers.

  3. 03

    Why it works, and what takes its power away.

    The mechanism underneath it, and the one thing that actually interrupts it.

No sign-up to begin. Just answer the first question here.

Question 1 of 10

No drink counting. No labels. Nobody sees your answers.

Q1.
Question 1 of 10
the 6pm negotiation

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Five voices run the negotiation
that gets a drink in your hand.
This quiz found your loudest voice.

A real first name and a working email and we're in business.

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